It's Ewan McGregor in one of the most spectacular male nude scenes ever from Todd Hayne's Velvet Goldmine. He strips naked and presents his bare ass, spread. Watch video · The In Bruges actor thinks it's a testament to Ewan's incredible modesty and down-to-earth nature that he isn't more boastful about the size of his penis. Colin Farrell is a man who likes to give props where props are due. Such is the case when it comes to his celebrity bromance partner, Ewan McGregor, and his huge penis.